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| Q: Why are UU's such lousy singers? A: Because they can't read the notes for reading ahead to see if they approve of the words. (Oddly, non-UU's often don't get that one, and may even make an opposite interpretation to what was intended. Rather than saying that UU's have a rigid idea of what is true and right, the point is that each has his own separate idea of what is true and right, and might not approve of words being put in his mouth, even from his own church.) Q: What do you get when you cross a UU with a Jehovah's witness? A: Somebody who goes door to door telling people to believe whatever they want to. Q: What's the difference between a Universalist and a Unitarian? A: A Universalist believes that God would be too good to burn anybody in Hell forever, and a Unitarian believes he is too good for God to burn him in Hell forever. Q: What sound does a centipede with a wooden leg make? A: 99, thump. 99, thump. 99, thump. UU's are the thump. |
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